After being ranked one of the pre-season favorites, the Dallas Cowboys didn’t even make it to the playoffs (thanks to a 44-6 drubbing from the Philadelphia Eagles). I’ll take this opportunity to recycle some old jokes that have been forwarded back and forth in email for years. Some of them don’t really apply in this case - whatever.
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching Super Bowl XLIII?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.
Q: How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why was Wade Phillips upset when the Dallas Cowboys’ play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.
Q: What’s the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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